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omg i cant LOL omg goodnight love ya’llDear future daughter’s boyfriend,
“I’m hunting yo mothafuckin’ ass dowwwwnn.”
Lol yup that’s me
(Source: h0yitsvonmark, via cookiegorawr)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via nare-bear)
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due by friday
- So glad my school didn't do that
